President Donald Trump disembarks Air Force One at Luke Air Force Base in Glendale, Arizona, en route to the Memorial Service for Charlie Kirk at State Farm Stadium, Sunday, Sept. 21, 2025. (Official White House photo by Daniel Torok)

President Donald Trump disembarks Air Force One at Luke Air Force Base in Glendale, Arizona, en route to the Memorial Service for Charlie Kirk at State Farm Stadium, Sunday, Sept. 21, 2025. (Official White House photo by Daniel Torok)
President Donald Trump disembarks Air Force One at Luke Air Force Base in Glendale, Arizona, en route to the Memorial Service for Charlie Kirk at State Farm Stadium, Sunday, Sept. 21, 2025. (Official White House photo by Daniel Torok)

Hollywood celebrities are continuing their vocal display of deadly Trump Derangement Syndrome, with actor Woody Harrelson now saying he would “slip him some cyanide” had he fulfilled his one-time dream of becoming a U.S. Secret Service agent assigned to protect the president.

In an interview posted Tuesday on X, Harrelson said: “I used to dream about being a Secret Service agent, but then that passed when I realized the character that I liked on television was actually an actor playing a Secret Service agent.

 Woody Harrelson (Video screenshot)
Woody Harrelson

“But luckily, I didn’t become a Secret Service Agent. I’d be having to protect Donald Trump right now and that just wouldn’t sit well. I’d be one to slip him some cyanide instead of jumping in front of a bullet.”

“I shouldn’t be saying these things,” he admitted. “Well, there it’s out there.”

In a separate interview posted online last week, Harrelson, who starred in 1994’s “Natural Born Killers,” said of President Trump: “I wish there were a way to get rid of that son of a b*tch and get in a great president. But, uh, doesn’t seem like that’s gonna happen.

“And I don’t know how much he’s gonna continue to foment hatred. We have a guy running this country who has unearthed a lot of bigotry, a lot of racism, and it seems to be more virulent than ever. It’s strange how it seems we’re going backward.”

Woody’s apparent killer instinct may run in his blood, as his father, Charles Harrelson was a contract killer and organized-crime figure convicted of assassinating Judge John H. Wood Jr. in 1979, the first federal judge assassinated in the 20th century.

Charles Harrelson mugshot (Houston Police)
Charles Harrelson mugshot (Houston Police)

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